look at this fish that looks like a dog
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
times like this I respect my mama for keeping her maiden name and fully appreciate her
*wraps sheets around me*
*stands in front of fan*
all the people on the planet
WORKING 9 TO 5 JUST TO STAY ALIVE